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The know how of branding

Lisa, vam­pi­res are make-belie­ve, like elves, grem­lins, and Eski­mos. We star­ted out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tra­ge­dy. Attemp­ted mur­der? Now honest­ly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Pri­ze for attemp­ted che­mi­stry? Get rea­dy, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mocking­bird,” and it gave me abso­lute­ly no insight on how to kill mocking­birds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

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A corporare design to remember

That sound­ed like a pray­er. A pray­er in a public school. God has no place wit­hin the­se walls, just like facts don’t have a place wit­hin an orga­ni­zed reli­gi­on. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wan­na drink ano­t­her woman! The Inter­net King? I won­der if he could pro­vi­de fas­ter nudity.

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The blog fundamentals

There’s one way and only one way to deter­mi­ne if an ani­mal is intel­li­gent. Dis­sect its brain! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Anyo­ne who laughs is a com­mu­nist! Mor­bo will now intro­du­ce tonight’s can­di­da­tes… Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.

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Good morning, oh in case i don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. excuse me, i'd like to ask you a few questions. we're going for a ride on the information super highway.
Here she comes to wreck the day. here she comes to wreck the day. alrighty then kinda hot in these rhinos. we're going for a ride on the information super highway.

Cold Warriors

The importance of SEO

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mocking­bird,” and it gave me abso­lute­ly no insight on how to kill mocking­birds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? I’m a Spal­ding Gray in a Rick Dees world. You don’t win friends with salad. The Inter­net King? I won­der if he could pro­vi­de fas­ter nudity.

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The birth of a new brand

Yes! I am a citi­zen! Now which way to the wel­fa­re office? I’m kid­ding, I’m kid­ding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be mil­lion­aires! We could buy all kinds of use­ful things like…love!

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How we created our last website

Father Christ­mas. San­ta Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always sof­ten the bad things; but vice-ver­sa the bad things don’t necessa­ri­ly spoil the good things and make them unim­portant. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

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The corporate style rules

Super sque­aky bum time! You hit me with a cri­cket bat. You’­ve swal­lo­wed a pla­net! You know how I some­ti­mes have real­ly bril­li­ant ide­as? Anni­hi­l­ate? No. No vio­lence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you under­stand me?! I’m the Doc­tor, the Onco­m­ing Storm — and you basi­cal­ly meant beat them in a foot­ball match, did­n’t you?

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The Day we designed a new project

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordi­na­ry human being. Simp­le. What could pos­si­b­ly go wrong? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Sor­ry, che­cking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

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