Arts & Culture

The know how of branding

Lisa, vam­pi­res are make-belie­ve, like elves, grem­lins, and Eski­mos. We star­ted out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tra­ge­dy. Attemp­ted mur­der? Now honest­ly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Pri­ze for attemp­ted che­mi­stry? Get rea­dy, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mocking­bird,” and it gave me abso­lute­ly no insight on how to kill mocking­birds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

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The blog fundamentals

There’s one way and only one way to deter­mi­ne if an ani­mal is intel­li­gent. Dis­sect its brain! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Anyo­ne who laughs is a com­mu­nist! Mor­bo will now intro­du­ce tonight’s can­di­da­tes… Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.

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The corporate style rules

Super sque­aky bum time! You hit me with a cri­cket bat. You’­ve swal­lo­wed a pla­net! You know how I some­ti­mes have real­ly bril­li­ant ide­as? Anni­hi­l­ate? No. No vio­lence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you under­stand me?! I’m the Doc­tor, the Onco­m­ing Storm — and you basi­cal­ly meant beat them in a foot­ball match, did­n’t you?

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Branding a new website

Cops, ano­t­her com­mu­ni­ty I’m not part of. You all right, Dex­ter? Like a sloth. I can do that. I’m a socio­path; there’s not much he can do for me. You’­re a kil­ler. I catch kil­lers. I’m not the mons­ter he wants me to be. So I’m neit­her man nor beast. I’m some­thing new ent­i­re­ly. With my own set of rules. I’m Dex­ter. Boo.

I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjus­ted until the dark beca­me my world and I could see. He taught me a code. To sur­vi­ve. I feel like a jigsaw puz­zle mis­sing a pie­ce. And I’m not even sure what the pic­tu­re should be.

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