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The blog fundamentals

There’s one way and only one way to deter­mi­ne if an ani­mal is intel­li­gent. Dis­sect its brain! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Anyo­ne who laughs is a com­mu­nist! Mor­bo will now intro­du­ce tonight’s can­di­da­tes… Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.

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The importance of SEO

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mocking­bird,” and it gave me abso­lute­ly no insight on how to kill mocking­birds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? I’m a Spal­ding Gray in a Rick Dees world. You don’t win friends with salad. The Inter­net King? I won­der if he could pro­vi­de fas­ter nudity.

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The birth of a new brand

Yes! I am a citi­zen! Now which way to the wel­fa­re office? I’m kid­ding, I’m kid­ding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be mil­lion­aires! We could buy all kinds of use­ful things like…love!

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All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Insane in the Mainframe

Cops, another community I'm not part of. God created pudding, and then he rested. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. God created pudding, and then he rested.

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