The know how of branding

Lisa, vam­pi­res are make-belie­ve, like elves, grem­lins, and Eski­mos. We star­ted out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tra­ge­dy. Attempt­ed mur­der? Now honest­ly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Pri­ze for attempt­ed che­mis­try? Get rea­dy, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Books are use­l­ess! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mocking­bird,” and it gave me abso­lut­e­ly no insight on how to kill mocking­birds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

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Good morning, oh in case i don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. excuse me, i'd like to ask you a few questions. we're going for a ride on the information super highway.
Here she comes to wreck the day. here she comes to wreck the day. alrighty then kinda hot in these rhinos. we're going for a ride on the information super highway.

Cold Warriors

Sing along fellas!

I never loved you. I feel like I was mau­led by Jesus. And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? I’ve been the­re. My folks were always on me to groom mys­elf and wear under­pants. What am I, the pope? Lee­la, Ben­der, we’­re going gra­ve rob­bing. OK, if everyone’s finis­hed being stupid.

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