All posts tagged: billionaire

The know how of branding

Lisa, vam­pi­res are make-belie­ve, like elves, grem­lins, and Eski­mos. We star­ted out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tra­ge­dy. Attemp­ted mur­der? Now honest­ly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Pri­ze for attemp­ted che­mi­stry? Get rea­dy, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mocking­bird,” and it gave me abso­lute­ly no insight on how to kill mocking­birds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

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How we created our last website

Father Christ­mas. San­ta Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always sof­ten the bad things; but vice-ver­sa the bad things don’t necessa­ri­ly spoil the good things and make them unim­portant. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

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The Day we designed a new project

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordi­na­ry human being. Simp­le. What could pos­si­b­ly go wrong? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Sor­ry, che­cking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

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Cops, another community I'm not part of. God created pudding, and then he rested. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. God created pudding, and then he rested.

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