All posts tagged: lord

Books are use­l­ess! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mocking­bird,” and it gave me abso­lut­e­ly no insight on how to kill mocking­birds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? I’m a Spal­ding Gray in a Rick Dees world. You don’t win fri­ends with salad. The Inter­net King? I won­der if he could pro­vi­de fas­ter nudity.