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All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordi­na­ry human being. Simp­le. What could pos­si­b­ly go wrong? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Sor­ry, che­cking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’­re pro­bab­ly lying to make you feel bet­ter? I am the Doc­tor, and you are the Daleks! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more great­ness. Father Christ­mas. San­ta Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. *Insist­ent­ly* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a nor­mal blo­ke, tell me what nor­mal blo­kes do!

*Insist­ent­ly* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a nor­mal blo­ke, tell me what nor­mal blo­kes do! Heh-haa! Super sque­aky bum time! You know how I some­ti­mes have real­ly bril­li­ant ide­as? Did I men­ti­on we have comfy chairs? I am the Doc­tor, and you are the Daleks! I’m the Doc­tor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *cat­ches hims­elf* And that is not how I’m intro­du­cing myself.

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordi­na­ry human being. Simp­le. What could pos­si­b­ly go wrong? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Stop tal­king, brain thin­king. Hush.

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I’m nobody’s taxi ser­vice; I’m not gon­na be the­re to catch you every time you feel like jum­ping out of a space­ship. You hit me with a cri­cket bat.

  1. Saving the world with meals on wheels.
  2. You know how I some­ti­mes have real­ly bril­li­ant ideas?
  3. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always sof­ten the bad things; but vice-ver­sa the bad things don’t necessa­ri­ly spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
  4. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

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*Insist­ent­ly* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a nor­mal blo­ke, tell me what nor­mal blo­kes do! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

Anni­hi­l­ate? No. No vio­lence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you under­stand me?! I’m the Doc­tor, the Onco­m­ing Storm — and you basi­cal­ly meant beat them in a foot­ball match, did­n’t you? It’s art! A state­ment on modern socie­ty, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Socie­ty Awful?’! Stop tal­king, brain thin­king. Hush.

Heh-haa! Super sque­aky bum time! Father Christ­mas. San­ta Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. *Insist­ent­ly* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a nor­mal blo­ke, tell me what nor­mal blo­kes do! Father Christ­mas. San­ta Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

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