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Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mocking­bird,” and it gave me abso­lute­ly no insight on how to kill mocking­birds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? I’m a Spal­ding Gray in a Rick Dees world. You don’t win friends with salad. The Inter­net King? I won­der if he could pro­vi­de fas­ter nudity.

Don’t kid yourself, Jim­my. If a cow ever got the chan­ce, he’d eat you and ever­yo­ne you care about! Stan Lee never left. I’m afraid his mind is no lon­ger in mint con­di­ti­on. Wea­se­ling out of things is important to learn. It’s what sepa­ra­tes us from the ani­mals…except the wea­sel. I did­n’t get rich by signing checks. I’m a Spal­ding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

You don’t win friends with salad. Dad did­n’t lea­ve… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave tho­se pop-tar­ts right in your face! Mar­ge, just about everything’s a sin. Y’e­ver sat down and read this thing? Tech­ni­cal­ly we’­re not sup­po­sed to go to the bathroom. I’m a Spal­ding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

And now, in the spi­rit of the sea­son: start shop­ping. And for every dol­lar of Krus­ty mer­chan­di­se you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal pur­po­ses, sick kids may inclu­de hoo­kers with a cold. Fire can be our friend; whe­ther it’s toas­ting mar­sh­mal­lows or rai­ning down on Char­lie. Yes! I am a citi­zen! Now which way to the wel­fa­re office? I’m kid­ding, I’m kid­ding. I work, I work. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. “Thank the Lord”? That sound­ed like a pray­er. A pray­er in a public school. God has no place wit­hin the­se walls, just like facts don’t have a place wit­hin an orga­ni­zed religion.